PRIDE GUIde 1995

GAY PEOPle's ChronICLE 69

HE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL Life ETHAN GREEN...

It's late afternoon !! and another Pride celebration draws

to a close...

SOP..DiĀJA HAVE FUN →

YEAH.. I GUESS... THE DANCING WAS FUN... AN♣ THE PARARE WAS NICE... I WISH THE GUYS ON THE MANHOLE FLOAT WOULDN'T BLOW EACH OTHER AN FRONT OF THE TV CAMERAS..... BUT... Y'KNOW.. OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS OK, KINDA LIKE LAST YEAR.

YEAH.THESE THINGS Seem To be comiNG UP EACH YEAR A LITTLE FASTET... SHE'S ALWAYS A MESS AT Prid HEY...WHY'S THAT KẮP CRYẲNG

YEP.. (SI64).. So,Todd WAS PRETTY THASTE,

Hey, Uн, 'r You ok

YEA, OK,, but, ARE YOU LOST?

By Eric ORner.

I'M FANE. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

I SAID I'M OKAY. OKAY?) SO,LIKE, LATER,

SNIPE

You DON'T HAVE ANY

PLACE TO GO DO YOU?

اليمن

SHWEFLE

UN UN.

I LEFT.

THEY Kickså

ext.

WHY DON'T YOU COME HOME WATH ME TONIGHT..... IT'S OK, Tomorrow WE CAN CALL This GUY I KNOW, TONY, HE'S A

SOCIAL WORKEP... HE'LL KNOW WHAT WE SHOUL& DO..

WHAT Kid?

BUUUUCK!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE A Kid HOME...JEEZ..... SHE'S NOT A STRAY CAT FOR CHRISSAKES, I MEAN, CALLA HALFWAY House, CALL THE CATY, CALL SOMEBODY! MAAANN EETH... DON'T YOU READ THE FRIGGIN? PAPER THERE IS NO HALFWAY HOUSE, NO GROUP HOME FOR GAY TEENS IN THE ENTĂRE CITY! ... Wow.. Like, HELLOP...

I'M BUCK

I'M MOON

I'M FLADDERGASTed,

... PROVA...

OF BUCKY?

How BizARRE

Dykes To Watch Out For

ANOMIC CAFE

NAVE DO You NEAR ME?!

OUR

HEROINE HAS BEEN SWIGGING A PUNGENT BLEND OF MOCHA JAVA

AND WELTSCHMERZİ TOPPED WITH A DUSTING OF ANOMIE.

213

FOR DECAF?

GIMME ANOTHER SHOT.

UH... HOW 'BOUT

DID

OKAY, OKAY.

SOME DECAF THIS TIME?

I ASK

IT'S YOUR CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM.

AVAL 231400

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO LUCID. DID YOU KNOW THE O.J. SIMPSON TIUAL IS REALLY AN ELABORATE REPUBLICAN RUSE TO DIVERT OUR ATTENTION! WHILE THEY LEGISLATE US BACK TO THE FEUDAL SYSTEM?!

THEN WHILE WE'RE DISTRACTED TRY. ING TO SURVIVE, THE LUNATIC FRINGE BECOMES THE LUNATIC MAINSTREAM. NAZI SKINHEADS, CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTAUSTS AND GUN FREAKS WILL DRAG US ALL WITH THEM INTO A BRAVE NEW SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL!

MAYBE SO. BUT I'M GONNA GO GET YOU A POT OF SLEEPYTIME.

SLEEPYTIME?! WHO CAN SLEEP IN A WORLD FULL OF TEC-9-TOTING TALK RADIO LISTENERS WHO'D BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF AS SOON AS SPIT AT YOU?

I'M GOING ON

AN ESPRESSO FAST. IF TRUTH EXISTS, IT'S AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS DEMITASSE!

AEPUBLIKANS PROPOSE

ARVITIZING CONGRESS

I CAN'T

MO! THE BOOKSTORE'S JAMMED, AND THE REP FROM FURRIER, SPROUT & GENOUX IS WAITING TO SEE YOU! YOUR COFFEE BREAK WAS OVER 40 MINUTES AGO!

FACE IT ANY MORE,

LOIS!

FACE WHAT?

ALL DURING THE REAGAN YEARS,

I CONSOLED MYSELF WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS CONSERVATISM'S LAST GASP... THAT SLOWLY BUT SURELY WE WERE PROGRESSING TOWARD A MORE COMPASSIONATE, EGALITARIAN SOCIETY. BUT I WAS NAIVE.

WELL OKAY. BUT JEZANNA

JUST CALLED FROM THE AIRPORT. SHE'S BACK

FROM HER MOM'S AND SHE'S ON HER WAY TO

THE STORE.

JEZANNA?

NO MORE REGE

FRIDE FOR FOOR

SURGLE MOM

YOUR BOSS? THE ONE WHO LEFT YOU IN CHARGE WHILE SHE WAS AWAY? I BET THIS GOUR-

IVAL

MET COFFEE IS PRETTY PRICEY FOR SOMEONE ON UNEMPLOYMENT.

A DOUBLE ESPRESSO TO Go. UM... DECAF.

AND

A CUP OF

SLEEPY TIME.

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Cleveland's Synagogue with an outreach to the Lesbian and Gay Community

Join us for our Interfaith PRIDE SERVICE

Friday, June 16, 1995 8 PM

Unitarian Society, 2728 Lancashire Road, Cleveland Heights

P.O. BOX 18120⚫ Cleveland, Ohio 44118 • (216) 932-5551 Member of the Union of American Hebrew Congregations and the World Congress of Gay and Lesbian Jewish Organizations.